ProCare is $99 membership program that offers exclusive services and offers at local Apple retail stores. ProCare members are entitled to such goodies as next-day turnaround on in-store repairs; no waiting at the Genius Bar with up to seven-day advanced reservations; free setup and transferring of files when you buy a new Mac; free one-hour workshops; special discounts on selected Apple and third-party products; and a price match guarantee in case you see a Mac cheaper somewhere else.

To hype its ProCare package, Apple Store employees made a promo video piggy backing on South Park's popularity. Yes, we think the video animation is slick. But, really guys, South Park isn't South Park without, at least, killing Kenny.